Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015

Hose Slap

Hose Slap /v/ the act of when a male dick slaps his partner while he ejaculates

"Aye bru I straight hose slapped my girl last night " " ayyy daaaassh right bru told you it was fun"

by Kegs47 August 24, 2016

slap 5

getting yo windoes tinted on ah laa car LHH.

" Cuh I just god damn me got that box slap 5 can see out can't see in LHH"

by ddefrmda45 June 28, 2022

Oscar Slap

When you bitch slap your friend on live TV then make him give you an Oscar

Will Smith Oscar slapped Chris Rock then cried about it

by Bingeingfox March 28, 2022

Suffrage Slap

when after a female masterbates her male partner she take her semen covered hand and slaps him in the face with it as if in a way to gain the alpha position in the relationship even though she just gave her partner a "hand job."

-how was that hand job you got last night.

-it was good but she suffrage slapped me,

-i guess that means she's in charge of the relationship.

by qwertyp4321 April 4, 2011

Slapping my jimmy

Masturbating

I need a woman because I am tired of slapping my jimmy all the time.

by Ndnzfan January 26, 2018

National "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" Day (October 23rd)

If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.

"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what

oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)

by notkenzieee October 23, 2023