kick in the ass

1. An occurence, remark, reply, or otherwise any given situation which genuinely causes momentary distress or disdain to the point that one tightens his or her sphincter, as if preparing to be kicked in the ass. (Also spelled using hyphens, like so; Kick-In-The-Ass, so as to accentuate that the phrase is to be used, or acknowledged as one word.)

2. Literally, a kick in the ass.

1. After working all week, and breaking his back for an ungrateful boss, Rob's paycheck was a real kick in the ass.

2. When Rob bent over to pick up his paycheck, his boss gave him a kick in the ass.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 4, 2010

ass vacuume

a sucker of the ass

chet is a complete ass vacuume

by blake September 28, 2003

ass donut

After taking a long shit, when you stand up and have the shape of the toilet seat in your ass flesh

Dude! After eating that Taco Bell, I took a huge dump, and I had a massive ass donut when I stood up!

by SpoonThief July 23, 2008

ass wrangler

One who engages in the act of anal sex by which a lasso is fastened around the woman's throat and then strangled by it while the male pumps her ass full of juice as if to wake her up from being strangled.

After Jill passed out, Jeff decided that he would never be an ass wrangler again.

by Jamison February 16, 2005

tight ass

Someone who has something up their butt. Tight asses generally don't enjoy anything fun, spontanious, or interesting.

Matt: Hey, do you want to come to a party with me tonight? We're going to get so wasted!

Jack: No thanks, what if we get in trouble!

Matt: Whatever. Stop being such a tight ass.

by Missouri March 18, 2008

scary ass

A cooler way of saying scardy cat.
it means that the person that it is told to, is scared to do something.

"i dont wanna rob that bank"
"ah scary ass, get outta here then..."

by pooya April 4, 2005

office ass

A piece of ass that you would only consider hitting because it is at work and there isn't much else to compare it to. Outside of work, you probably wouldn't look at twice, unless you've had several beers.

I saw Kristen from accounting out the other night, and she doesn't look that good in a bar full of other hot chicks. I think she's just office ass.

by Danny__G. October 3, 2007