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New England Candy cane

When a guy fucks a girl on her period and he pulls it out of her pussy and it looks like a candy cane because of the blood
yeah i heard he period fucked hear and he had a new england candy cane
by lars lando calrizzian July 31, 2011
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New Orleans Neti-Pot

Using a partner’s nostril as a sexual orifice during ejaculation, causing semen to enter the partner’s sinus cavity and exit through the opposite nostril.
I knew Karrie wouldn’t swallow, so I surprised her with a New Orleans Neti-Pot
by JayBanks October 29, 2017
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New Orleans Hot Brunch

The unfortunate situation that arises when you’re working Brunch at the local po-boy shack and it’s almost 100° outside and the sweat drips down the small of your back inevitably accumulating in your butt crack. The only way to provide relief to this uncomfortable predicament is to dust the crack of your ass with the powdered sugar from the beignet station, thus absorbing the sweat and providing some small bit of relief as you continue to roast in the Louisiana sun.
1. HOT DAMN BRAH!! My ass is swampy like the Bartholomew Bayou, we got ourselves a New Orleans Hot Brunch today!

2. Person one: “Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?”

Person two: “Who gives a flying fuck? Pass the powdered sugar because it’s a god damn New Orleans Hot Brunch in my pants right now.”
by GhostFaceKillah1969 July 28, 2019
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New Jersey high five

When a gentleman ejaculates into his hand prior to shaking hands with another man.
Before I quit my job I made sure to give my boss the New Jersey high five.
by Ihatemakingnewnames February 15, 2020
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i'm not new to this, i'm true to this

"Do I have this under control? Son, I'm not new to this, I'm true to this!"
by Pope John the XVI March 21, 2009
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new phone who dis?

1. A common response when getting a text from an unknown number. Can be used even if your phone isn't new.
2. Using the above tactic to belittle someone you do, in fact, know.
3. A title of a diss track from an episode of You're The Worst.
"hey i'm in town tonight! let's hit the clubs"
"new phone who dis?"

"i'm pregnant"
"uhhhh...new phone who dis?"

"Did you see last night's You're The Worst? My favorite part was when Sam rapped 'new phone who is.'"
"Such a great scene. We've all been there amirite?"
by suddenvalley January 21, 2016
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animal crossing new leaf

The fourth entry in the animal crossing series, its home being the 3DS. One of the best games to get into animal crossing, with practically limitless possibilities and 333 default villagers (50 added in the welcome amiibo update-they are amiibo cards) giving the option to have a very different town to anyone else.

Each town is unique from the layouts being randomly generated, with landscaping, public works projects, and much else to be explored in the game with friends locally or online, you can lose many many hours in this great game.
player: I've been playing animal crossing new leaf for a year and have logged in over 200 hours!!! I love this game!
nonplayer: hmm...maybe there is something to this game...
by Brandav January 30, 2017
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