more like your wishtory

A phrase you say to someone when they are telling a story about their past and altering it to make them look good

Jessica: "Back in Junior year, I was in such great shape! Half the hockey team asked me to go to the prom!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"

by von groovy June 8, 2019

You look like a cabbage

A brilliant insult by Kim Taehyung. It makes no sense whatever and can lead someone to severe depression.

"You look like a cabbage, Martha."

by 🅱️🏳️‍🌈😩 November 4, 2019

i don't play like that

Not sure what it means but it sounds cool to say. Mostly the same meaning as "I don't play", "i don't play games" or "I'm not joking I'm serious so don't mess with me".

I first heard it from Stevie Emerson on YouTube.

"Don't fuck with me. I'm telling you I don't play like that."

by hungrydude February 21, 2023

likes the fortnite skin aura

likes the fortnite skin aura

likes the fortnite skin aura

by likes the fortnite skin aura February 15, 2022

whenever I feel like it

The 5th of the month.

I’ll do it whenever I feel like it. As long as it’s the 5th of the month.

by DefinitelyRobbie January 5, 2023

smells like my mom

(a sense) when one person, place, or thing smells like ones mother.

Me: That air freshener smells like my mom.

by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 5, 2019

ok i like it picasso

When you like a piece of art

Ryan: *walks by a weird ass looking car* What’s this?
Felix: its an art project
Ryan: ok i like it picasso

by Dandy Jey March 30, 2022