Wanting to avoid answering a particular question or speaking about a particular subject, but still trying to be respectful enough to give an honest answer, even if it is a little bullshit.
Even though there are still 10 weeks left in the 2018-2019 NFL season, will Patrick Mahomes be the league MVP? "He's doing a good job but still has a lot to learn. Also, I know you had to ask that question so I'm just trying to put some water around the boulder.
by Pseudonym? November 12, 2018

by CumCommunity69 June 1, 2023

Tap water is a type of water that tastes awful because it has fluoride,chlorine and atrazine. If you drink it you’re a disgusting human being just buy REAL water like volvic,Fiji or Evian.
by The man in your shower July 15, 2023

by x407b.de May 14, 2022

Something very ugly or just straight up disgusting. Like comparing something to murky poop water or diarrhea. For example. The water in porter potties. Sometimes used in reference of something that sucks
by Thatbiuhh May 28, 2020

The most vile, disgusting, despicable cooler of leftover forgotten barbecue meats and melted ice left to ferment in the summer heat of your garage. Thus Meat Water was born.
by Arya Kingslayer Stark August 19, 2022

An extremely large bellied woman is laying spread eagle on your bed and while you are eating her out she lifts her belly up and drops it on your head. Effectively recreating the ripple of a water bed in her belly fat.
Beatrice water bedded me while I was performing fellatio on her vaginal region. She was water bedding me because I am a naughty boy.
by Bbbrizzle November 6, 2017
