Meat sock

Clean version of cock sock

Meat sock aka, Cock sock

by Buuuuuuuuuuuuub February 12, 2019

P-Nut Meat-Up

Where the underside of the penis rests on the ball sack.

It's so hot out you couldn't separate my P-Nut Meat-Up with a crow bar!

by anonymous June 28, 2024

meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015

Meat tap

To hit one with the meaty part of your cock.

"Albert, I'm gonna Meat tap Alex."

by Meat tap champ February 27, 2024

Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis

Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat

by Sarakarenjanicegabby May 7, 2017

Making my meat ready

When a female arouses a man to erection with or without her knowledge.

Oih, Bravs! I just wanted to go home for a fish finger sandwhich but she starting "making my meat ready".

by pipemaster447 April 29, 2011

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025