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Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.
Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.
by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021
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Guys

Everyone knows Trevor and Connor are GUYS
by Huge Hog Haver May 9, 2021
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Super gay guy

A myth, a legend who knows what he truly is.
Farmer guy:"my cattle got raped by super gay guy but only the male ones got clap"
Super gay guy in disguise:"i'm sure they just had an orgy"
by Something- May 11, 2021
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Locker Guy

He's amazingly attractive. Has a great smile, a sexy body, and great eyes. Makes you laugh when you really need it. He is very caring and has many, MANY talents (;
He's the best friend of all the athletes and definitely knows how to treat a girl. Makes you feel complete and wanted. Knows what to say when you're having a rough day
P.s. if you know a locker guy, and don't talk to him, you're missing out on the greatest opportunity the world has to offer, so i suggest you get to know that sexy beast!
Damn that guy is sexy, must be the locker guy of my life (:
i love my locker guy (:
by locker girl(; November 20, 2012
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Poof guys

Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.
That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."
by SFisbetterthanchicago August 26, 2013
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FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo)

Someone who stands around and has some authority position in the world. Doesn't pick up a finger to actually do something, but will stand there with their very nice polo shirt and tell others what to do. Always have a better way to do something. Usually unsolicited opinions come from FGIP as well.
Dude, I am tired of working my ass off, look at all those FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo) over there, standing around, doing nothing, shuffling papers, and stuffing their fat necks.
by DragonSlayer90210 September 12, 2013
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Guy Mucket

A Pubic Wig used to cover genitals or the area above the penis.
That Dude used a Guy Mucket to cover his hairless sack.
by True Daddy December 30, 2011
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