Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.

Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.

by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

National Ass Slap Day

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.

Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!

by BillieTB November 10, 2020

dick-slap

the act of slaping someone in the ass with yor dick

girl: dick-slap my ass a few times
boy: i am peasured
girl: un unn ughnnn ehn
boy: dish ish greatish

by wolfieisyay May 24, 2018

noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent

Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright

by Tweet th March 12, 2018

bitch slap

if anyone knocks you out with a slap that's and bitch slap

Son: mom I failed the test
Mom: *bitch slaps*
Son: *knocked out cold*

by The god 2 October 8, 2021

hotdog slap

when a guys penis hits a girl in the face

ow did you just hotdog slap me?

by teh bous May 18, 2016

Courtesy Slap

A second mandatory stroke on the butt after the first

Never one without two, give her a good courtesy slap! - everyone

by Marx Twain January 29, 2016