Skip to main content

poop

GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.
CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
by nadia poop January 6, 2018
mugGet the poop mug.

Poop

Poop is something that comes out of uranus. You might not want to do this while having sex.
Shreck pooped all over Mario's couch and bathroom.

She pooped on the man's dick mid-sex. It was disgusting.
by I WIN AT EVERYTHING April 15, 2017
mugGet the Poop mug.

poop scotch

Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.

I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.

I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.
Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.

Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.

What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.
by anonymous May 5, 2017
mugGet the poop scotch mug.

wat the poop

by Peoplesitme May 27, 2017
mugGet the wat the poop mug.

Poop

Magic That comes out of Your Butt
Random Guy- what you doing in there ?
You- Pooping
by TrapperOfTheCentury420 May 9, 2017
mugGet the Poop mug.

Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
by Twitchness September 27, 2017
mugGet the Cucumber poop surprise mug.

Poop muffin

Butt cheeks...those sweet cheeks you wanna eat!!
Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!

I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!
by Stave1 October 1, 2017
mugGet the Poop muffin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email