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Smut poop

When you need to go poop in public but have to bring your smutty ebook with you to the bathroom for completion.
Taitlyn needs to take a smut poop.
by FartsAreEasy November 2, 2025
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Poop-Splatter-Rama

Poop-Splatter-Rama is when you poop on your hand in the bathroom and then having someone turn around getting smacked in the face with the poop getting tricked. Finally, charging at them, knocking them down, and licking the poop off of their face enjoying it.
I tried to do Poop-Splatter-Rama, but I failed miserably and instead I got poop on my face!
by Secret Person 2007 February 9, 2023
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fart and poop

by drainurrr June 9, 2021
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poop noodle

one who has impacted shit particles lodged in dick hole
after anal I found a corn blossom on my penis with an attached poop noodle
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YOU TUBE POOP

A VIDEO ON YOU TUBE WHERE SOMEONE'S WORDS ARE MIXED. THEIR FACE MIGHT ALSO BE MIXED!
Joe Biden is expected to be the second President of You Tube Poop, since Donald Trump was the best actor and wasn't reelected.
by J_4_S_2_H_0 April 7, 2021
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Poop

Yo that poop you made was really stinky take a shower dude
by Oskskssk May 12, 2021
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poop

A tasty food varient, after you eat you may feel pushing in your anus.

P u s h

P u s h

P u s h

P u s h

PUSH I CAN SEE IT COMING'' PUSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You get the tasty treat out, now put it on a paper plate and call it a delicacy. serve it to dante, the gay kid that bullied you, laughed at you and got the edgar cut in 7th grade, track him down find him find him find him FIND HIm, break in his house, tie up his family and put them all next to your highly trained to attack tibetten mastiff, then grab dante from his bed and make him choose, eat the shit you have been collecting for years in a fermenting jar, or let him watch his family be mutilated by my dog and then kill him. Two answers can happen with both being fun outcomes:

Poop pill: He cries as he eats and drinks the mixture, his family are also made to eat it and as a suprising turn of events the poop had rat poision mixed in the juice so they all die, you clean up the evidence and take their nice tupperware.

Dog pill: He refuses so you snap your fingers and the "nice puppy" eats them, you shoot dante in the head then clean everything up, clean your dog up and get rid of anything linking to him, as well as burning the families bodies because if you get arrested you dont want harm to come to your pup, and extra step would be stopping by starbucks and getting the doog a pup cup.
So to say again, Poop is a tasty vegan treat!
Eat the poop dante, eat it or my dog will eat your family

BUT I DONT WANT TO

E a t i t n o w d a n t e

ok
by barney September 27, 2023
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