Jim Job

Poor craftsmanship, primarily in the state of Florida.
I hired a contractor to renovate my home and I ended up getting a Jim Job
by urbandic1234 July 21, 2018
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Jim Job

Someone has to pry it open and James has to stick his skinny fingers in.
by Tipsy Siren December 05, 2020
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jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.
That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.
by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013
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Tallahassee nut job

The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!

Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night
by Mr.Gustav May 31, 2018
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Awed job

Work that is so incredibly well done that when people observe the results their jaws drop as their eyes take in the perfection of the work.
I knew right away that James was the mechanic who fixed my car because he had done such an awed job that it felt like I was driving a brand new car. It was perfect.
by You rReal Name May 16, 2023
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hip job

When a person uses the inside of their hips and thighs to stimulate the penis without inserting it into the vagina or ass. Can be done lying down or standing up, but is best done laying down and facing away so the guy gets a good view of the butt.
Person 1: I don't think it counts as sex, does it? Does a hand job count?
Person 2: Nah, I think both a handy or a hip job definitely count as sex.
by bweehehe August 22, 2021
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Globsnob Job

A very bad blowjob, in which the amateur girl does not know how to give a proper penis sucking. Excessive amounts of saliva or mucus may be coming out of the female partner's mouth in a Globsnob Job.
I'm never gonna have sex with her again, she gives Globsnob Jobs!
by balleroh June 28, 2017
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