square mom 

Square mom-best mom

A triangle mom isn't as great as a square mom

square mom by nir5117 August 3, 2017

Soccer mom

Soccer moms are usually wearing sweaters and have long hair. If they arent hunting for after school activities to ruin her children's afternoon, she is screaming at a poor gamespot empoloyee for giving her kids a copy of gta. They think their kids are angels, and tries to keep them innocent, and by that i mean she doesnt let them watch tv at night, play video games or go on the internet because its "Full of porn and porn is bad". And to top that, she makes "healthy food" that should be something like a homemade soup or some toast, but is actually a fucking disqusting version of a big mac which is actually EVEN MORE UNHEALTHY. Dont try to drive away cause they will get your car destroyed and they will complain for a scratch

Soccer moms have a tendency to act like spoiled teenagers, because thats where their hopes and dreams died

Soccer mom by Densest August 4, 2017

cooking mom 

The main person who leads all cooking adventures.

Iris is the cooking mom of the group

"Cooking mom, What do we do?"

cooking mom by Iris Wynter September 13, 2017

Orgy mom

(Noun): a person who arranges sex parties and throughout the event proceeds to act the mother, passing out lube, poppers, and ensuring towels are readily available.

"Mid-thrust, the sheets began to get wet. The designated orgy mom swept in, placing towels under the participants without anyone having to ask."

Orgy mom by mrsmithgoes September 23, 2017

dios mom 

I worn out old whore. It's like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. Desperate for love and attention she will work for free but nobody wants that stuff anymore.

Damian slept with dios mom now he has the clap.

dios mom by Big 69 October 16, 2017

your mom 

the sickest roast in the world

my nigga john: xddd your mom is gayye

everyone else: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT ROSTED NIGGGGGGGGGGGGA

your mom by Where they at doe October 19, 2017

your mom 

Your mom is the comeback of the year. Say this if you want to own somebody's face.

Friend: What time is it?
Me: Your mom

your mom by nig*erfaggot October 31, 2017