Similar to Schrodinger's cat, but instead of a cat it involves meat. This occurs when meat tastes undercooked and overcooked simultaneously.
Guy 1: Dude, this Big Mac got something wrong with it.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.
Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.
Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.
by Convicted Felon April 21, 2021
by PeteShMeat July 18, 2017
an old lady that you would like to fuck, is very experienced with sex (is just the opposite of Young Meat)
guy 1: dude im fucking bored of regular girls, I want to fuck someone else
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job
by fagfacetwat December 05, 2020
guy 1: man nobody wants to fuck me
guy 2: why don't you go for the experienced meat? they will do the job
guy 3: yeah man, do that, I tried it once and she didn't even have teeth. It was so good!
guy 2: why don't you go for the experienced meat? they will do the job
guy 3: yeah man, do that, I tried it once and she didn't even have teeth. It was so good!
by fagfacetwat December 05, 2020
One who is trained and/or skilled in the art of working a man's meat pole. Often linked to the term slut.
Person 1:Mmm, that broad worked me last night.
Person 2: Bro.. i hear she's a meat mechanic.
Person 1: FFFUUUUUUUUUU
Person 2: Bro.. i hear she's a meat mechanic.
Person 1: FFFUUUUUUUUUU
by DeepInTheGame June 09, 2011
This is when you straddle your woman's kneck while facing her and take your ball sac and stretch it over her mouth and nose.
by Old Dirty! April 27, 2011
by Lothar January 14, 2018