Meat Bong

Meat bong is a fellow co worker always trying to impress bosses and will throw anyone under the bus to gain praise from there superiors.

"Whoa did you see Micky Bruz at Prestart on nicks meat bong "

by Blackrock90 September 6, 2017

Meat Jesus

He is the one true God. He is Ron fucking Swanson.

Meat Jesus is better than RJ the Hedge God.

by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus September 24, 2017

Meat pie

A pussy.

Example: don't put your tongue inside that meat pie... It's nasty

by Philibro October 4, 2017

meat pillar

A descriptive term for a erect penis, similar to a pork sword.

He buggered me senseless with his meat pillar, man was it meaty.

by meatpillarman October 6, 2017

Meat coughs

When, after a large heavy meal, you are breathing deep and you have to cough it out.

*Coughs* I've just got the meat coughs from that big mac

by Zoebly16 October 9, 2017

Meat pie

The act of having sex with of gay men. E.g. a gay orgy.

An Australian colloquial for a gay group sex orgy.

Man last night i went to the court and took 4 guys and a homeless dude back to my hotel for a meat pie, it was filthy as.

by thebuttdialer October 13, 2017

meat cabinet

A derogatory euphemism for a vagina

yeah she puts A LOT of sausage in her meat cabinet

by Shelbs124 October 21, 2017