Meat Musket

The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.

Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7

by Real life hacks November 10, 2025

Making my meat ready

When a female arouses a man to erection with or without her knowledge.

Oih, Bravs! I just wanted to go home for a fish finger sandwhich but she starting "making my meat ready".

by pipemaster447 April 29, 2011

meat flume

your weener

suck my meat flume

by SUCK MY MEAT FLUME BIZZATCH July 9, 2003

Dead`Meat

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Dead`Meat

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Meat tap

To hit someone (or something) with your meaty cock.

"I'm going to Meat tap Alex!"

by Meat tap champ February 27, 2024

.9.Pelvic Meat Is The Print Of A Forehead.9.

.9.Pelvic Meat Is The Print Of A Forehead.9.

.9.Pelvic Meat Is The Print Of A Forehead.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 9, 2025

Meat Flick

“Meat Flick”
Rocket League® terminology for when a player hits the ball with the back (meat) of their car.

Holy shit, he just did a gawd damn Meat Flick.

by mjna March 17, 2025