goofy._.jack._.walten

a hot ass bitch who will always be hotter then you

ur mom: do you know goofy._.jack._.walten on tiktok?
deez nuts: that one hot ass bitch?!
ur mom: YESSSSSS

by ur mom gay lol (isa) August 27, 2021

jack sparrow

A rat or weasel, if you prefer, wearing eyeliner.

Jack Sparrow, that eyeliner-wearing sea-rat wannabe!

by thetoad May 7, 2004

Mer-Lumber Jack

A lumber jack that is also a mermaid, very common in parts of northwestern america. well known for chopping down parts of their own family tree. lives on a diet of crustaceans and zuchinni

Dana is the most bad ass mer-lumber jack in the world.

by concieted piñata April 17, 2011

couldn't see jack

couldn't see anything

move i couldn't see jack

by Simaj October 7, 2007

payback pepper jack

While in the act of having sex with your girlfriend who cheated on you, you spray pepper spray or rub hot sauce on the condom and continue to have sex with her.

Hey did you hear Mark found out Veronica cheated on him. He gave her the old payback pepper jack. That shit was spicy.

by Vida February 28, 2014

breakfast fap-jack

The act of rubbing one out as soon as you wake up in the morning.

I woke up with morning wood so i had a breakfast fap-jack to get rid of it.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

Jack Murray Irwin

A Jack Murray Irwin is a type of poo. You get solid , runny , sticky and many more different types of poo but a Jack Murray Irwin is when someone sneezes while taking a poo and it comes out there nose.

Jack Younger calls out to his friend Kyle Fisher, Yessi I’ve just done a Jack Murray Irwin.

by Jirwins best pal x May 7, 2020