Cream job

Receiving a handjob outside of your pants while you eat ice cream.

Today i got a "cream job" from the mail man.

by dahcmo September 4, 2016

jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.

That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.

by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013

Mime job

To pleasently perform sexual acts to an invisible man.

The children were confused by the man performing a mime job.

by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014

Get a job application

A Gen Z slang that means "Get a life"

Eww, go get a job application.

by Jayykeeee July 21, 2025

Job Jumper

Someone who jumps from job to job, kind of like a drifter but someone who doesn't want to be cooped up in one place for too long. Usually this annoys the employers because it implies that someone isn't going to be putting in a lot to the company they're working for or they're not committing.

Joe is a Job Jumper. He has had 20 different jobs in the past 20 years, somehow he can bullshit a resume and make himself seem interested/employable. More power to him.

by Space Wrangler August 23, 2021

Gargle job

The female equivalent of a blow job AKA cunnilingus

He gave me the best gargle job last night!!

Can you believe he won't gargle me!? I'm going to dump him.

I'd kill for a GJ right now

by Squamies December 21, 2024

Crane Job

A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.

"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."

by WenchSniff June 18, 2025