by dahcmo September 4, 2016
Get the Cream jobmug. Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.
by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013
Get the jon jobmug. by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014
Get the Mime jobmug. by Jayykeeee July 21, 2025
Get the Get a job applicationmug. Someone who jumps from job to job, kind of like a drifter but someone who doesn't want to be cooped up in one place for too long. Usually this annoys the employers because it implies that someone isn't going to be putting in a lot to the company they're working for or they're not committing.
Joe is a Job Jumper. He has had 20 different jobs in the past 20 years, somehow he can bullshit a resume and make himself seem interested/employable. More power to him.
by Space Wrangler August 23, 2021
Get the Job Jumpermug. He gave me the best gargle job last night!!
Can you believe he won't gargle me!? I'm going to dump him.
I'd kill for a GJ right now
Can you believe he won't gargle me!? I'm going to dump him.
I'd kill for a GJ right now
by Squamies December 21, 2024
Get the Gargle jobmug. A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.
"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
by WenchSniff June 18, 2025
Get the Crane Jobmug.