arse fart

polite way of calling someone an idiot, jerk, stupid, or inappropriately mean or stupid without sinking down into the usage of obscenities. Taken from the term arse for backside or bum and the word fart the sound that comes out when a person passes gas. Basically telling someone their comments are full of hot air and just trite, mean or silly.

E: Look at that bird in the sky!
A: There's no bird in the sky why are talking like an arse fart again?

Guy 1: Look at Jenni over there talking about Anna again and throwing salt.
Guy2: Yep that Jenni she keeps on acting like an arse fart.

by Sharky6 August 1, 2016

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fart fort

When two or more people place their butt cheeks up against one another and let loose a mass of gas.

John wanted to get kinky so he told Janice to d o a fart fort with him.

by Trident of Treason December 16, 2018

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Pocket fart

A fart that is almost out of your ass but is stuck right at your asshole. Best taken care of by pulling your glutes in opposite direction.

Dammit! This uncomfortable feeling in my butt must be a pocket fart.

by FuckedUpDrummer March 8, 2018

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Fart Fucked

When you fart through an opening or hole of an object.

I just fart fucked that customers donut.

by Psytocrophic September 19, 2016

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Lumpy Fart

When you shit yourself

Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden

by just-telling-the-truth September 9, 2020

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Fart Cola

The act of trying to fart but instead, you crap out a nice load of Stinky Rogers, exept in Liquid form!!!

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna smell somthing...

Guy 2:Not Really...

Guy 1:Too bad.... *swoosh*pfttttt*

Guy 2:WTF IS THAT BROWN S*** WE GOT A FART COLA OVER HERE

Guy 1:UMM NOTHING!

Girl 1:Thats perfectly normal around here...

by Spychicken19 November 29, 2012

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