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A person who you can trust, A person who will always be there for you, A person you can lean on, a person who you play d&d with, a person you play lego star wars on the wii with, someone who you can count on to help bury the bodies, a person who you do illegal drugs with, a person who you jump off of a 3d floor balcony with in satanic sacrifice, and a person you can spend an eternity in hell with.
brōe
A person who you can trust, A person who will always be there for you, A person you can lean on, a person who you play d&d with, a person you play lego star wars on the wii with, someone who you can count on to help bury the bodies, a person who you do illegal drugs with, a person who you jump off of a 3d floor balcony with in satanic sacrifice, and a person you can spend an eternity in hell with.
Bro #1: My goldfish died last week bro
Bro #2 : i know what you mean bro.
*they hold each other close in warm embrace*
Bro #2 : i know what you mean bro.
*they hold each other close in warm embrace*
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Get the Bro blem mug.A beneficiary of white male privilege who works in the DC area, especially males involved in foreign policy who have little or no relevant international experience.
Generally, beltway bros make up for what they lack in competence with an abundance of unjustified self-confidence.
The swamp consists of beltway bros who purport to be experts, e.g. in the Middle East, but don't speak any relevant languages and have never lived or worked in the region.
The swamp consists of beltway bros who purport to be experts, e.g. in the Middle East, but don't speak any relevant languages and have never lived or worked in the region.
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Get the toh bro mug.Nerdy die hard fans/bloggers on the social media platform Mastodon. They will vehemently defend their overcomplicated echo chamber platform by pointing out how 'easy' it is to use with 27 paragraphs of instructions on finding the appropriate decentralized server. They will then be willing to commit Seppuku to prove their point with a masto post of the act including a content warning for food because there is a plate of spaghetti in the background next to their can of Mt. Dew Code red and dakimakura pillow on the bed.
When the Masto Bro saw a random Bluesky post about Mastodon, he went into a 27 post tirade on how it's better than every other platform.
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