James

Dumb fuckin guy who stole my car

JAMES STOLE MY MOTHERFUCKING CAR

by iateababy69 August 28, 2022

James Pitroasting

When you and a buddy shared a woman and spitroast to free the proletariat

My friends Paddy and Shane totally were James Pitroasting last summer

by Big Bai 123 November 3, 2020

Captain James Kurland

Commanding officer of Deep Space Nine and Captain of the U.S.S. Defiant as of 2409 onwards.

Voiced by Cryptic staff "Borticus".
Kurland likes to be everywhere in fact, you probably didn't notice, but he is here.

"Is Captain James Kurland here?"
"Kurland here"

by macOSbyApple May 17, 2022

James

The sexiest most scrumptious man alive. James is the most beautiful soul you’ll come across. He is so kind and sweet and just overall perfect. When you meet him, you’ll instantly fall in love and never want to leave him. He will love you and cherish and you treat you like the most special girl on earth. If you meet a James, you will be happier than you could ever known to be possible. James has gorgeous blue eyes that make you never want to look away. And he has the softest hair on earth. Also, he smells delicious. Like you’ll never get enough of how good he smells. Also being in his arms will be the best thing on earth. He’ll make you feel so safe and loved.

Mary: So hat are you and James doing?
Nylah: we’re amazing! I just love James so much. He makes me so happy.

by amazinggquee 1313 September 5, 2023

James

One of the most common male names in the world

"James bought 893249823489234775889432050892347509875843792934875023 planets in some random ass math problem and his sister Carol wants 237432847912838488329 of the planets. How many planets does James have left?"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

Jump James

A complete virgin

James can’t jump, he is a virgin

Jump James

by James’ family April 23, 2022

Dylan James ennis

A man who don't give a crap about rules he makes his own. This is a man who will become a master at whatever and who ever a sexual deviant incubus if you will...a rebel. Manipulating heart throb! Yet at the same time he's a angel. The most kind soft loving man with eyes that will make you drown. Be care for Dylan James Ennis it's either perfection or something else you will never figure out...

She thought she found herself a Dylan James Ennis

by Ashessxxanne February 20, 2025