Blow your horn

to ejaculate in a woman

"man, that girl has her tubes tied" "aww, so you can blow your horn huh?"

by Scottie P. September 13, 2006

snarf your turtle

1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...

1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"

by cfine! :o) April 27, 2006

play with your heart

Flirt extremely hard with someone, when you clearly know you don't like the person you are flirting with.

Holding someone's hands, and kissing their cheeks, but not going further, and making a dude really anxious for something to happen. Then you realize they are trying to play with your heart

Ex 2: Danielle who likes to play with your heart

by acm1899 December 21, 2013

up your penis

A comeback for when somebody says something stupid.

Up your penis!

by 2 camels in a tiny car February 26, 2011

toss your salad

To mix up a salad. What else did you think it meant?

Husband: "Hey honey, want me to toss your salad?"
Wife: "Sure! That'd be great."

by babychar August 22, 2011

Wipe Your Ass

To shove toilet paper up your butt.

Go wipe your ass.

by Steaver370 April 25, 2004

Your Ben Lesbian

When your friend named "Ben" is being an utter asshole so you begin to insult him and through your rage you come up with "your Ben lesbian."

Congratulations
Your Ben Lesbian

Fucking universe explodes

by Sadistic Asshole May 17, 2018