walked on water

A general term that means "impossible". Connected with a Bible depiction of Jesus walking on water

"Dude, an autistic kid just walked on water..."

"How?"

"They decoded FBI Code Mercury, ISTG that autistic is a savant"

by BlueyBro5842 April 27, 2021

waters not wet

not stating the obvious

“laurens ginger” “lol waters not wet”

by lozgx April 27, 2021

Dingus water

The dingus water is that in which is ejected from the end of a man's dingus. It is also known is weiner water, pishcatoo, or piss. It is yellow in color and sometimes smells of rotten cabbage. It has the magical powers of turning white with the more fluid taken in at the opposite end of the holder, of said dingus.

My grandpa diaper is full of dingus water in the front and mudd butt paste in the rear

by Greg-storestopper April 27, 2021

water that costs $1.25

some thing to go turn down because i can literally go dig a hole in the fucking ground and filter that water and boil that and drink that for fucking free bitch

my mom: i’m going to go buy water...

me: (looks at vending machine) no, the water that costs $1.25? bitch, no your not gimme that money

by 𝕤𝔸𝕕𝕚𝕖 April 28, 2021

Water

liquid ice

Person 1 : I like liquid ice.

Person 2 : You mean visible water vapour?

by IronPotato5P May 1, 2021

Water

Water is a liquid that all living beings must drink to quench their thirst, if you do not drink water, you will die. NEVER FORGET TO DRINK WATER.

Person one: Bro I hate water I’m not going to have it anymore.

Person two: If you don’t drink water you’ll fucking die idiot.

by AidzoMD May 2, 2021

Water purifucation system

Just a fancy term for making sure the water in a jacuzzi is clean after people fuck in it. Particularly useful on a cruise ship or in a spa where people well you know......

I have to run the Water purifucation system before I close the spa for the night. It's jizz something I do

by 4realazitgits May 3, 2021