Hand

The thing you will never get to hold.

Becky:OMG what’s that on your hand?
Gwen:Haha your bf’s hand

by AlienTacoz Art February 24, 2020

Presidential-Hands

The current state of having emberassingly small or smaller-when-compared-to-others hands.

"Please explain to me how he is destined to play the piano when he has those little... 'presidential-hands.'"

by Fazbear61636 March 8, 2017

Eyes and the hands

The art form of giving someone the looks and telling them to fuck off with the hands. Or you can say something dumb and get the hands. The eyes coming when someone says something that bamboosel's you.

When dylan poppleten came outside with his underwear on. Mikey and banks looked at him like a jack ass and hit him with the eyes and the hands and it almost blew him back.

by Michael Paulchel April 30, 2011

giving in to the hand police

A term for maturbation.

Hey man, did you see that twitch streamer who was giving in to the hand police accidentally while the stream was on.

by memejeff March 23, 2024

Galley Hand

A simpleton. One who is content lurking about like a zombie. Mostly speaks in sentence fragments and communicates with a blank stare.Always responds with a friendly but gruff "how we doing?" Has a lot of family that he speaks of but are never seen.

The galley hands look of confusion explained why the forklift's gas cap was missing.

by Chief Black Stool May 1, 2012

I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023

the ween hand

the ween hand is Frank iero his Left hand. he has "halloween" tattooed across his knuckles. one hand says "ween" and the other says "hallo"

katya: i love franks Ween hand
barbra: me too cause i'm a leftie, the ween hand is my greatest example in life

by GeeAt27 February 26, 2017