open your eyes syndrome

lack of sight/asian

why can't you look at me in the eyes?

I have o.y.e.s.(open your eyes syndrome) i can't see!

by themanwithanokplan February 20, 2010

it burns, my eye!

best worst band in the world. 'nuff said.

"yo, i heard KC is making a video for it burns, my eye. sweet-ass, IBME rocks the casbah."

by jb April 16, 2005

Pop eye zone

1. a woman has three pop eye zones. Both tits and her pussy. So called because when a guy sees them it makes his eyes pop out.
2. Any part of town ect. where you can see naked women. Because when you see them it makes your eyes pop out.

1. I saw her pop eye zones.
2. Where's the pop eye zones in this town?

by Judge dredd7 August 5, 2011

Pissing Through The Eye Of A Needle

Rippin the beer shits into the shitter and its sounds and feels like your pissing out of your ass. Yeah you know those ones......they usually burn too.

I sure pissed through the eye of a needle on that one....yeah you guys thought I was pissing eh...well I wasnt.....I was shittin soup you fuckin Wikedy Wiener

by Iron James January 26, 2004

pure uber gay in the eye

something horrible which happens to someone when they least expect it

oh fuck, i just dropped a twenty quid note!

thats pure uber gay in the eye!

by swavgav January 17, 2008

eye contact blow job

What a girl gives a guy so she doesn't have to look at the ugly thing she's sucking just do get some god-damned eating out.

Alternatively so she can see his face as he gets what he deserves

Ashleigh gave Brady an eye contact blow job so she could see his face when she vomited in disgust/ bit off his insignificant penis

by Ash (who doesn't really like Brady at the moment) November 17, 2006

whipped-cream-eye-patch

the act that has taken place when a man has exhausted his load onto his partners eye and surrounding face.

LUCY: "how was your date last night Diane?"
DIANE: "aww dude it was awesome, he gave me a whipped-cream-eye-patch!"

by fringe tickler November 9, 2010