The modern day communication equivalent to "Talk your ears off." To say that you've been sending so many text messages or such a long text that the person's eyes reading it will figuratively fall off.
"So anyway, sorry to text your eyes off, but that's what I've been feeling."
"Holy shit, you sure know how to text someone's eyes off!"
"Holy shit, you sure know how to text someone's eyes off!"
by ahrefodiggsy February 09, 2012
Best reality show out there.
The Fab Five take on the project of making over a straight man who has no idea what to do with himself. Usually put on this how by a girlfriend or wife who wants to see their spouse made over.
The Fab Five take on the project of making over a straight man who has no idea what to do with himself. Usually put on this how by a girlfriend or wife who wants to see their spouse made over.
carson kressley is hot!
by kelli December 25, 2004
by themanwithanokplan February 20, 2010
by jb April 16, 2005
1. a woman has three pop eye zones. Both tits and her pussy. So called because when a guy sees them it makes his eyes pop out.
2. Any part of town ect. where you can see naked women. Because when you see them it makes your eyes pop out.
2. Any part of town ect. where you can see naked women. Because when you see them it makes your eyes pop out.
by Judge dredd7 August 04, 2011
Rippin the beer shits into the shitter and its sounds and feels like your pissing out of your ass. Yeah you know those ones......they usually burn too.
I sure pissed through the eye of a needle on that one....yeah you guys thought I was pissing eh...well I wasnt.....I was shittin soup you fuckin Wikedy Wiener
by Iron James January 27, 2004
by swavgav January 14, 2008