Jakum had a boner in pe so he went to the toilet but when he arrived he saw a Jack off centre!
There were boys relieving themselves everywhere! He got his big dick out and jacked off ! He wanked his dick until he shot a load out !
A few minutes later the pe teacher arrived , his face droped but he joined in the wanking club. !
There were boys relieving themselves everywhere! He got his big dick out and jacked off ! He wanked his dick until he shot a load out !
A few minutes later the pe teacher arrived , his face droped but he joined in the wanking club. !
by yep9 July 20, 2014
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David: "He's probably doing them at the same time. He's sleeping off!"
David: "He's probably doing them at the same time. He's sleeping off!"
by Rain Panda March 12, 2011
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when an apple customer gets excited about his new mac, and just can't contain himself... talk about an upgrade from a floppy drive to a hard disk. just make sure you keep the "sticky keys" option turned off.
i walked into the apple store the other day and saw this group of nerdy guys in the corner mac'ing off to the new macbook pro...
by justin mayfield May 3, 2008
Get the mac'ing off mug.a term used by females to inform someone to not be so bothersome/ to say "get off my back" or a male version "get off my joc"
greg: WHY U AIN'T CALL? WHERE U BEEN? HOW COME U AIN'T TEXT ME BAC? HUH!!!
rika: wat tha fuk dude! GET OFF MY CLIT!!
rika: wat tha fuk dude! GET OFF MY CLIT!!
by toosexcRIKA November 6, 2007
Get the get off my clit mug.(guy) Yo you want to smoke a blunt?
(guy2) Nah man im trippin balls
(guy1) I know but i wanna blast off!
(guy2) Nah man im trippin balls
(guy1) I know but i wanna blast off!
by Lucidreamer March 3, 2011
Get the Blast Off mug.A rather dashing and gentlemanly way of telling someone to fuck off. Once famously used by Tim Minchin in the song "Hello".
If you are offended by strong language or blasphemy, maybe you should chilf off home. Because it's only going to get worse from now on....cunt.
by pimpchizzle March 10, 2010
Get the Chilf Off mug.when a group of Mac fanboys sit around in a circle rubbin each other's Macbooks. Usually "oh my god!" is replaced by "oh steve!" very similar to a circle jerk.
when someone buys a macbook, and the others flock around to open and close the macbook over and over and talk about the genius of steve jobs, until they explode into a burst of selfpleasure, hence Mac'ing off
by phr3akazoid August 27, 2009
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