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Six handed Sir Francis Drake

-Where six hands are present on one body in a sexual manner. Most often two pairs belong to males and the third pair belongs to the female getting the attention.

-Deriving its name from the founder of San Francisco where the act was defined.
While camping out with Jon and Jacob, Janet was the happy recipient of the Six Handed Sir Francis Drake.
by Xamatron October 16, 2008
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Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.
"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"
by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022
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left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.
I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.
by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021
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Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton
Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.
by D_strikes September 25, 2017
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Crab Arm/Hand

When you’re pushing heavy at the gym and suddenly one arm that you don’t fap with as much starts letting you down so you continue the set with your strong boy hand.
Kershit the dickless: sheit mayne that dude is lifting 4 plates with his one hand.

Cetnar de Nark: yeh bro but his left hand is giving out.
Kershit the dickless: fuck you’re right! Fucking looks like those crabs with one big ass claw and their other looks like some retarted prop from the Halloween store.
Cetnar de Nark: yup definitely a crab arm/hand
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club September 13, 2018
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blizzard hands

a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.
Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!

Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015
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plays like he has one hand

Simply has no need for the other hand, and so well played it seems the person only needs one hand to play.
"Yo the guy in this game plays like he has one hand!"
by ChoccyMilf September 17, 2017
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