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Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.
My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.
by Macarper April 2, 2025
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Schrödingers cake

expression derived from the experiment that consists in putting a child and a comically large cake in the same room. therefore the cake is neither untouched or eaten until we open the door to the room. we have our cake and eat it too
you can’t have your cake and eat it too
following Schrödingers cake, I can
by nickyishere April 3, 2025
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Mayan Funnel Cake

When a guy nuts in another guys butt, where he consequently nuts into another guy or girl. They can start a funnel chain if they wish, and there is no limit as to how many people can funnel into one person.
Aye girl me and my boys tryna make a Mayan Funnel Cake witchu. My short friend can be the funnel.
by Be Nurse April 12, 2025
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Cake

Specifically a human female from birth vagina.
Person: do you like cake?
Jackson: yes I love cake.
Person: any and all cake?
Randy: a cake is a cake.
by Jackson&Randy April 30, 2025
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funnel cake

a cake white inbred hick southerners eat whilst inbreeding with their trailer trash cousins
look at Daryl! feeding funnel cake to his cousin Charlene so he can bang her later! ewww!
by Gollywobble May 1, 2025
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Poison Cake

The product of defecation immediately after receiving anal sex during which semen is ejaculated in to the rectum.
Where are Ted and Bob?
They are in Teds room eating a poison cake.
by fraggerdude May 13, 2025
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