God is mostly known as mama parka in most religions therefore this Swiss chocolate perv shall not be disobeyed or thy shall be smited with a polished stones
by Unknown Deciple November 29, 2021
by Artist to some August 19, 2019
"You are not a God, Chuck" - Dean Winchester to Chuck Shurley, obviously wrong
ALSO
"Oh my Chuck"
"I swear on Chuck"
ALSO
"Oh my Chuck"
"I swear on Chuck"
by DefinitelyNotAGod June 12, 2020
God, also know by many as ‘Elio’, is a being with the most perfect and fullest of beards. He has nicely proportioned ears and is very tall.
It is said that ‘Elio’ is attracted to dodos, specifically the very rare ‘long necked dodos with 14inch grippers’….They also have a terrible credit score which is the main attraction towards this type of dodo. There are many unworthy dodos that cannot simply fathom the fact that ‘Elio’ is a god, however those dodos get shown in different ways as time goes by
It is said that ‘Elio’ is attracted to dodos, specifically the very rare ‘long necked dodos with 14inch grippers’….They also have a terrible credit score which is the main attraction towards this type of dodo. There are many unworthy dodos that cannot simply fathom the fact that ‘Elio’ is a god, however those dodos get shown in different ways as time goes by
by Alisha’s mum September 24, 2022
by Narf16 December 20, 2021
The creator of all men and we on. A god that believers believe in. Someone who is powerful of all things. Someone who sticks with you for life and who is better than a friend.
by Aubrey ajackson February 23, 2021
God is the creator of the universe, the Beginning and the End, the Alpha and the Omega, The true definition of Love. He protects. He saves. He forgives. He loves us. He understands us. <3
by babygirl1216 October 10, 2021