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Chicken-Shit

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Chicken-Shit or Chickenshit: Slang.

1. Adj.; Used to describe a type of action in which a person or otherwise inclined entity attempts to belittle, assault, injure, or harass another individual or group of individuals while hiding his true identity or location or by otherwise making himself/herself unavailable immediately after the initial action.

2. Noun.; Along the same lines following the scenario (1)described below, it would not be uncommon for people to refer to Steve as "Chickenshit".
1. Example: Steve, while driving to the liquor store for another 40 oz., sees Frank walking his dog. Knowing that Frank is "on foot" and will not be able to give chase, Steve yells "PUSSY!" from the half inch opening at the top of his limo-black tinted window. (no points! see: Yucaipa)

In this scenario Steve's actions would be considered "Chicken-Shit".

2. Example: "Oh, there goes Chicken-shit. Probably going for another 40 oz. of Old English."

See Yucaipa
by 0per October 5, 2011
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shit flumes

an intense, and very dangerous sport in which the brave competitors fire a projectile shit missile from the deep depths of their thundering anus down a series of complex flumes filled with many obstacles such as the giant flaming wall of gooch that should be avoided at all costs. the victor of this national event is awarded with the great golden shit of azregahn, presented my the great grand master of shit, the shit lord!

as a beginner you are not permitted to enter the higher leagues of shit fluming because it is possible for novice's with a lack of experience to loose limbs and their sanity
i had only been participating in shit flumes for a day when i had the whole of the left side of my body torn off by a level 70 power shit as i was spectating the race, i can no longer pronounce the word elephant or sing jingle bells in a high pitched opera fashion. yet the experience was so intense that i will continue to shit flume until i die!
by the shit lord February 17, 2010
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Shit on me

Phrase commonly used when surprised or startled.
Guy1 "Did you know your mumma has a 12 lbs pussy"
Guy2 "Shit on me!"
by Alex Dan Shaun November 10, 2006
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Shit licker

by Travis May 31, 2004
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shit battle

History:
A direct derivative of piss battle. This type of battle was created when two piss battle combatants had a draw...that is, both bladders were burst. Neither contestant wanted to cease the battle so they decided to join their rectums in order to have a battle of the anal muscles.

1. The combatants join their anal cavities together and after forming an leaktight seal begin to push the defecate between eachother. These battles are often ended once one of the combatants has emptied their body of all defecate. At this moment the combatant may disconnect their anus from their opponent and claim victory.
Shit battles are epic.

Shit battles do not cause cancer.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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The Wetback Shit

The wetback shit is the act of taking a shit and sneezing. The sneeze propels your shit out of your the anus at a higher than average rate. As the shit licks the surface of the water, it causes a large ammount of water to discharge from inside the bowl into your anus thus resulting in a wetback shit.
Man 1: Last night i was looking to take a peaceful shit. I brought my magazine in with me as usual. Suddenly I had an urge to sneeze. I had been prairie dogging it for a good four hours previous to this. As i sneezed, the shit propelled out of my anus and i received The Wetback Shit.

Man 2: Gross.
by Alec and Ryan! May 25, 2009
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shit the pool

to royally fuck up; to do something so messed up that fixing things is unforseeable
Sorry about the picture message of my dick that I sent to your Mom-it was supposed to go to your sister. I totally shit the pool on that one.
by dundunidun December 27, 2011
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