Fred: Cluck you bro heck dude that bish cut me off
Mom: Wow you didn’t swear once.
Dad: We are so proud!
Fred: Dad I’m 26.
Mom: Wow you didn’t swear once.
Dad: We are so proud!
Fred: Dad I’m 26.
by *ShadowKnight* February 21, 2019
Get the Cluck you bromug. What people say when a task they were trying to accomplish was accomplished by someone else due to the first person's actions.
Literal:
Guy #1 tried to open jar but can't
Guy #2 takes jar and opens it easily
Guy #1 says "I loosened it for you..."
Not literal:
Girl #1: "What do you call something that's out of date and now irrelevant?"
Girl #2: " Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this... It starts with an O!"
Girl #3: "......OBSOLETE!"
Girl #2: "...I loosened it for you!"
Guy #1 tried to open jar but can't
Guy #2 takes jar and opens it easily
Guy #1 says "I loosened it for you..."
Not literal:
Girl #1: "What do you call something that's out of date and now irrelevant?"
Girl #2: " Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this... It starts with an O!"
Girl #3: "......OBSOLETE!"
Girl #2: "...I loosened it for you!"
by GRAMMAR-POLICE October 16, 2010
Get the I loosened it for youmug. What comes out of a translator when you decide not to do your Spanish homework the right way.
Substitute “fr?!” Or “u serious!?” with “You jazz what?” just like you would with using “grax” instead of “thanks”
Substitute “fr?!” Or “u serious!?” with “You jazz what?” just like you would with using “grax” instead of “thanks”
Student1: I just told my teacher about Juice WRLD’s death, and she said she didn’t care.
Student2: You jazz what?
Student2: You jazz what?
by R.I.P_Juice_Wrld December 9, 2019
Get the You jazz what?mug. by JY. April 28, 2022
Get the You mad buttmug. omg look at him he just got jessed
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os
by Shmakalackingsheri May 27, 2009
Get the you got jessedmug. (Conjunction) You-up Text
When your mans gets a new haircut n' beard trim and he's feelin fresh. With this newly found kick in his step, his confidence has maxed out seemingly over minutes. Unfortunately, It does not stop there, and after a few hours it has slowly built up to a ninja turtle level -
50,000 African American men underwent a double blind study. The urge for most feels unquenchable and must be relieved immediately. Temporarily trapped in a delusional state, optimism blinds the humans ability to function normally, including but not limited to the tracking of time.
This often occurs after midnight when bitches and hoodrats are already asleep. Your mans may also become confused asking 'you-up' when he is clearly already talking to an alert human who may or may not have been awake previous to the conversation's inception.
When your mans gets a new haircut n' beard trim and he's feelin fresh. With this newly found kick in his step, his confidence has maxed out seemingly over minutes. Unfortunately, It does not stop there, and after a few hours it has slowly built up to a ninja turtle level -
50,000 African American men underwent a double blind study. The urge for most feels unquenchable and must be relieved immediately. Temporarily trapped in a delusional state, optimism blinds the humans ability to function normally, including but not limited to the tracking of time.
This often occurs after midnight when bitches and hoodrats are already asleep. Your mans may also become confused asking 'you-up' when he is clearly already talking to an alert human who may or may not have been awake previous to the conversation's inception.
-"Eyyy Shakisha, you-up?"
-I am now wtf It's two a.m. why u rang so late nigga thefk wichuboi u know i work at the laundromat tomorrow mornin shit i swear dumbass if i h- **Click** .....
-Hello?
-Ayo Cornesha, 'You-up'?
- You-Up Text
-I am now wtf It's two a.m. why u rang so late nigga thefk wichuboi u know i work at the laundromat tomorrow mornin shit i swear dumbass if i h- **Click** .....
-Hello?
-Ayo Cornesha, 'You-up'?
- You-Up Text
by Yale Literary Definition Inc. November 30, 2022
Get the You-up Textmug. *Someone eats a whole Easter egg when the serving size is 1/5th of the egg*
If you would do the same you would say
"Why are you me"
Why is ____ ____
When 2 people behave the same
*Rob always says yo yo yo fella when he greets you. You meet a man named Charles and he greets you with the same thing*
"Why is Rob Charles"
If you would do the same you would say
"Why are you me"
Why is ____ ____
When 2 people behave the same
*Rob always says yo yo yo fella when he greets you. You meet a man named Charles and he greets you with the same thing*
"Why is Rob Charles"
by Ipromiseiysnotme April 22, 2017
Get the why are you memug.