Post-momentum

the feeling of regret for having fbooked/tweeted/blogged/texted something while you were stoned, or buzzed.

i waz so embarressed when i saw my myspace account the next morning! i am totally suffering from "Post-momentum"

by sxay October 31, 2010

Stolen Moments

A part of time set aside for a treasured activity. Should not be free or available and consequently is a short period of time that has been "stolen" from the previous activity.

As they were both so busy they only shared a few stolen moments.

by JC1232 May 18, 2009

A Momentary Lapse of Penis

Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.

A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.

Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.

John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!

by nearly civilized February 18, 2010

momentamum

momentum for the moment

the chargers need to build some momentamum if they wanna beat the patriots

by p-helps January 20, 2008

Prime Moments Giuseppe

A sex god, shags woman with his 27 inch peepee. Is the best FIFA player of all time and has a sick team. Also smashes cunts then bangs there mom. Will stuff his nuts down yo throat foo

Guy 1: DID YOU SEE WHO I PACKED???

Guy 2: No who did you pack?

Guy 1: PRIME MOMENTS GIUSEPPE!!!

Guy 2: oh shiii hes the best player in the world

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 17, 2021

scrubs momment

Also called a 'Scrubs-moment', and is already defined. :)

I just had a 'scrubs momment': it was My Deja Vu, My Deja Vu :)

by Ashley Sykes February 17, 2008

solitary moments

a state which a person prefers or wants to be alone

Ej is in the state of solitary moments, He wants to be left alone.

by lancelot_ej January 30, 2008