eporn

A pornographic film on discord;

"have you seen the new eporn video of that guy shoving a camera up his ass, until it went out his mouth" --

"Yeah, ur blocked.."

by upet January 21, 2024

epshile

an epshile is a certified baby cat. it means you're the silliest baby cat of them all and you love to play with your friends and be joyous. epshiles most enjoy fun times and family. most importantly, epshiles have fun in the baby cat club. anyone can be an epshile if they believe in themselves

"Mr Code man thinks Jackson is an epshile"
"And Dio won't stop talking about mcdonald's ig??

"EPSHILE... THAT'S A NEW ONE"

by fae is bunni January 22, 2024

epistemics

The quality of a person's skills in epistemology ― cognitive bias compensation, scientific skepticism toward oneself and others, bullshit like that. Associated with reasonableness, curiosity, empiricism, a burning for learning, obsessive devotion to evidence as the arbiter of truth, mental modeling skills, high-rung thinking, evenhandedness, honesty, humility, a love of simplicity, perfectionism, precision, scholarship, game-theoretic analysis, statistical literacy, and other junk the human race hasn't figured out yet.

"Oh, I do ClearerThinking quizzes most days to boost my epistemics. Plus I read Harry Potter And The Methods Of Rationality and LessWrong, to help me be cool like Yudkowsky, Scott Alexander and those other navel-gazing windbags I never read like... Immanuel Kant? Whatever, point is, all humans are morons until they learn how to think. So I'm trying to learn how to be a bit less mind-bogglingly stupid than average."

by TheNakedBum January 24, 2024

Epsteined

When somebody has been Epsteined, he or she has become the victim of a bribe that is sexual in nature and shows the hidden hand of Israel.

The politician has been Epsteined so don't expect him to act honourably and in the interest of the people.

by justitia January 26, 2024

eplow

when a cute boy whispers sweet nothings into your ears and you start doing kissy sounds that potentially lead to an orgasm

I was up all night eplowing him and he kept saying mommy, sorry, mommy, sorry and it made me cum.

by deepsteep January 26, 2024

Epic

Super cool

Person 1: WOW SO EPIC

by Epicenter January 27, 2024

EpsTheta

a kind of person who is painfully addicted to stuff but is cool I GUESS

Person 1: Omg! Is that the real EpsTheta????
EpsTheta: no shut up please
Person 1: im also bald.

by ohgodwtfwasithinking January 27, 2024