Soft Cake

A woman with large breasts, a big ass, and a thicc belly and thighs.
Guy 1: "yo did you see the new girl at Subway?"
Guy 2: "oh that thicc ass Soft Cake? Fuck yeah I did."
by WretchedWyrm June 9, 2021
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Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.
I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water…
by CheshirePanda January 11, 2024
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Cake Boss

A term used for a guy that is with a girl with a phat ass. This guy is usually well-hung and a respected individual.
Maire: Just saw cake boss with his girl on campus today. He must be packing to be able to handle all of that ass.
Bella: haha, the cake boss must be so proud to be with her. She is built like Kim K.
by Snake145 November 23, 2022
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Ponus cake

The secret lore within a universe/society which is not to be discussed.
He really wanted to figure out Ponus cake but was afraid of what may happen to him.
by roroporo05 September 15, 2022
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Cake

A term for marijuana so as to not divulge the topic being discussed.
Juan: Yo what’s up?
Pepe: Nothing much....u?
Juan: Trying to do some baking cause I’m out of cake.... you got any cake by chance?

Pepe: Ya man how much you need?

Juan: I’ll take a quarter of the cake if that works....
Pepe: Sure... roll on through
by Toasty03 March 12, 2021
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Patty Cake

a butt, particularly a womens butt, that is just so goddamn fine that you have to play patty cake with it and watch it bounce, hence its name, patty cake. Eat it up afterwards.
"gawdam girl you got some patty cake, lemme see a lil jiggle" *smack*
by patty wack boom December 6, 2022
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Baking cakes

This is a term for giving and receiving sex in prison. A person that is a top and bottom both is considered a cake baker.
I thought spike was a daddy, come to find out he's a cake baker. He's been baking cakes with honey bun.
by Church196 February 4, 2021
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