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How do you emergency?

An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.

Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal

-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill

-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes
How do you emergency? These days I emergency by counting my chickens and collecting hail.
by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021
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Do you have a membership??

it means do u have a membership?? 😡
Karen at the gym asked Do you have a membership?? (very loudly).
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But do you have timbs

The worst comeback in all of mankind. It’s no u but on steroids. It takes all the roasts and sends them back times timb dog.
Jack: you’re gramp tramp
Dave:but do you have timbs?
Jack instantly dies, God becomes gay, the universe dies
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sucky tan ducky do

A sex position involving sticking a sock full of rubber ducks up ones ass
Want to try some sucky tan ducky do tonight?”
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Why do I exist?

You were a decision or an accident by your parents. More importantly, no one cares why you exist. Stop worrying about it.
Person 1 : Why do I exist?
Me with Ctrl + V: You were a decision or an accident by your parents. More importantly, no one cares why you exist. Stop worrying about it.
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do you fuck with this fit

It’s a question asking someone if they like your outfit or would you wear it.
Sarah: hey do you fuck with this fit
Sally: yeah it’s so cute
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Blocky's Funny Doings International

Blocky's Funny Doings International, later renamed Woody's Funny Doings International, is a fictional corporation in the show BFDI. The show revolves around Blocky playing pranks on various contestants, such as placing a Firey Recovery Center above water or filling a Bubble Recovery Center with tacks. Including putting a tree near a cliff and connecting an Ice Cube Recovery Center to it using a dull spring.

Blocky's Funny Doings International also involves non-canon pranks that appear in several BFDI shorts. Like in the short titled "Blocky Prank Compilation"

Blocky's Funny Doings's ownership was later transferred to Woody due to Blocky's elimination in BFB 24. As well as legal issues containing Blocky pulling a prank while at a court case due to the theft of Donut's Diary
"This program was brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International"
by Radin Happier September 8, 2023
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