Bonk Bean

Bonkripper255 but a bean.
pretty much the definition of autism.

Terry's a Bonk Bean looking ass fucker.

by HoodieGuyy July 12, 2023

Beaning

Originating some time in Jackson Wilson’s early highschool days, stemming from the green bean photo that says “uh oh you frickin moron, you just got beaned!”, Beaning is a way of life.

Victim: “I’m bored”

Jackson: “Hi bored, I’m Jackson. Beaned!”

Victim: “Fuck you cunt!”
Jackson: “Who is you cunt and why do you want me to fuck them? Beaned.”

There’s many other styles of beaning but these are the most common.

by TiddyLicker1337 September 8, 2021

Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

Beans

a term used in the SH(self harm) community for when you cut into the fat layer cause it looks like beans

person A: fuck I hit beans
Person B: shit homeslice clean it and butterfly tape it together

by gh0stbvy August 26, 2021

Bean Cramp

When you are helplessly begging your bf to let you nut but he won’t do what u say so your bean gets a cramp.

“Great, now I have a bean cramp because you keep denying my request”

by BeanCramper2000 November 11, 2025

Bean

Beans' are either the absolute hell spawn of an individual or one of the most sweetest people you'll ever meet. Our Bean though is one of the nice ones <3

Hey Bean just uploaded a new video!

I better go check that out!

by nothannaaahagain(itisntme) July 10, 2022

Bean

BEAN is a dangerous person if you see

Bean is the hiding

by Jacktherapes October 18, 2021