tub-e-atosis

a common post-condition that occurs when you consume friendly libations and proceed to go into a hot tub for an extended period of time and then exit to find unique symptoms included but not limited to: parched mouth, delirium, paralytic mobility, light headedness, dyschronometria and overall sense of drowsiness

"Hey Dan and Rob, I noticed you were drinking earlier.. don't stay in the hot tub too much longer, you may get a tub-e-atosis"

"We invited Steve to Christmas dinner but we soon realized that he was displaying symptoms of tub-e-atosis"

"What was he doing??"
"He was totally paralytic"

by Flighty January 31, 2019

Jake E

A funny guy and good to be around, but shows his gayness at almost every opportunity he gets. Jakes are sensitive and one minded, but also very creative and have lots of girl friends because he’s not attracted to them at all. You will always find a Jake, in the boys bathroom, sucking at a gloryhole.

Girl: hey look at Jake E over there, he’s really funny guy
Girl 2: yeah but he’s extremely gay and will always take a guy over a girl

Girl: and I heard he’s also attracted to Ben.

by ##ALI-A is life ## February 7, 2019

Max E

The boy I met when I was 12, who I fell in love with. His laughs light up the night sky and the stars seem so much brighter, and all you want is to stay there with him. He falls in love with you too, but then you screw up and reject him. Years later he falls in love with your best friend, and you fall in love with him again. You know all of his flaws, vices, and secrets but you love him anyway. His eyes sparkle when he laughs and you feel like the most important person in the world and all you want to do is lean in and kiss him but you know you can't, you screwed up. He's your biggest regret, the one you should've been with. The time you spend together is your favorite time in the world, until his girlfriend shows up.

"I'm in love with Max E, but he can never know"
"He is my best friend's boyfriend I can't be a jerk and fall in love with her boyfriend"

by Lynnich February 8, 2019

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by Dont Neg ME February 13, 2019

Cha$e

A kc rapper and producer who started rapping in 2016 and started producing in 2019 his first official song was titled ''zombie apocalypse'' and was on the YouTube channel ''Chaser tv official''

Cha$e is a good rapper and you-tuber

by Kcxxlyouth February 13, 2019

e-fficial

When you are super EXTRA on the interwebz, which is in stark contrast from how you normally speak.

Brad: "Man...Karen was so e-fficial in her email, but I just heard her cussing out her ex-husband at break. I hate Karen."

by DonFTW February 14, 2019

E&E

Ejaculate and Evacuate
Also known as cumming and going, defined as when a guy bust a nut in a girl and immediately disappears as to not take responsibility for whatever happens next.

I tried to pull an E&E but she locked the door.

by WiseGuy11 August 28, 2018