October 23

National hug a boy/girl that's name starts with the letters C,K or T.

October 23- KIRA DO IT!

by Tawntawn_crouton October 22, 2019

October 31

Wtf are you doing here it’s national Halloween day get your ass up and fuck a bitch at a party just make sure she’s drunk and not you

Today’s October 31!

by Bigdickbill October 30, 2019

October 21

National drink water day

Drink water you dehydrated Rat on October 21st

by Kiara._.chavez October 19, 2019

Red October

The time of year that is synonymous with asset devaluation. Over the last 400 years of the Stock Market, the month of October has been the month that assets values plummeted, more than other.

“We are running low on our money we stole from the Great Depression!!!! We must start planning and searching for a New Red October!!!

“I cant wait till Red October. I’m going to get so many hookers and put them up all over the world so when I travel places there’s always a hooker waiting for me.

“Let’s rent the movie “The Hunt For Red October” with Sean Connery and a bunch of other actors from the United Kingdom.”

by Brian schwisow January 21, 2023

October 25th

National kiss your boyfriend on the lips day. You have no choice

Boy: oh hey
Girl: kisses boyfriend
Boy: why
Girl:its october 25th! national kiss your boyfriend on the lips day

by Sneezingchicken October 24, 2019

October 25th

Worldwide eyebrow shaving day is on October 25th, and originated from a small English trading city called Liverpool. The official name is Scouse Browswhen you shave off all your brows and draw them badly.

Person 1: Wheee are you eyebrows?
Person 2: They ae right here. *Points to badly drawn brows*
Person 1: Oh yes, it's October 25th after all.
Person 1 and 2: *Both laugh*

by [sh]e [hit] [on] ti[me] October 26, 2019

October 16

October 16 is national ask out or kiss a Gunner.

Dylan " dude go ask out Gunner "
Taylor " wtf no"
Dylan " but it's October 16 "

by Mr. Love Master October 15, 2020