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Juice

My dog pooped on my stupid stepdad's pillow

Friend: juice!?
by 420mclovin69 June 15, 2022
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Juice Your Shorts

When you ejaculate so much in your shorts to the point of it running down your leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!
by HosephAlfredo January 27, 2023
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Juice Wrlding

When you overdose on a substance on a plane and later dying at the hospital.
Oi James where’s Steph we’ve been waiting for him at the airport for 2 hours, I’ve just heard that he was juice wrlding on the plane and died at the hospital, so we can leave without him.
by DildDdoswaAgginns December 20, 2021
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Muppet Juice

Muppet juice is the term used to describe liquid methamphetamine that is used for injection purposes. It's often used by people that inject methamphetamine directly into the bloodstream using a hypodermic syringe.

The reason it's called Muppet juice is because not all but many amphetamine users have no teeth due to the amphetamines and lack of care cause their teeth to rot out (meth mouth)
So in essence the methamphetamine has caused them to have no teeth and they look like a muppet. So when they are asking for their drug of choice they refer to it as Muppet juice
Hey ___ I star a new job on Monday, ya think you can front me a gram of that Muppet juice til next Friday??
by Bluemnmz888 November 8, 2021
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Whale Juice

The strange dew that you may find on grass in the early morning
"You've left whale juice everywhere!"
by 7y6i376 January 2, 2023
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Apple juice

Apple juice is something better then orange juice!
person 1: What's the best juice?
person 2: Apple juice, of course!
by jzlia July 7, 2021
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Cookie juice dipping

When a woman opens her vagina and five guys cums in her vagina at the same time and she dips a chocolate chip cookie in it and eats it
Cookie juice dipping cookies and cream means cookie being dipped
by Darksidecountry August 13, 2023
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