loyal dick

a guy that loves and doesn’t mess with nobody while givin’ u and only u his good ass dick and it being da best you eva had

My man got that loyal dick girl.

by ljmf40 June 24, 2018

DROPPED THE DICK

1. To have committed a blunderous misstep, typically resulting in a significant loss of money, power, or influence.

“Thanks, Harry. Because of you, a client who was bringing in 35% of our revenue is now going to another company. Way to drop the dick on this one.”

“It looked like he was going to win, but he dropped the dick in the 6th round and got knocked out.”

by Bdaddyt July 14, 2018

Chill the dick

another way of saying no when in a sexual encounter

dude I said I was on my period, chill the dick

by Lykra Dranks July 26, 2018

Dick On The Shelf

Dick On The Shelf or D.O.T.S refers to a strategy girls use when their relationship falls through or their routine dick appointmentgoes south on them. This commonly occurs when the guy is not hip enough to realize that he's been put on the back burner until she has use for him. Until then, he will not hear from said female because she's "busy".

Buddy 1: Weird thing just happened. This girl that I haven't heard from in weeks just waved to me on Facebook because I'm nearby.
Buddy 2: Yeah her F.W.B just ended and you're her Dick On The Shelf
Buddy 1: Dick on the shelf ?
Buddy 2: Yup, D.O.T.S homie.

by Syrpgangwaffuldaeus August 3, 2018

DICK POISON

The consumption of too much raw dick in one night
It doesn’t mean you’re sick or nauseous it just mean you let your man hit it until you pass out

My boyfriend gave me dick poisoning last night he got me screaming oh lord have mercy on this pussy

by Bigblackwood February 2, 2019

Plant dick

When a plant-based eating guy gets erections that won’t quit. Much like your household’s favorite phallic vegetables.

See also: multiple orgasms
See also: vegan

James Cameron has a total plant dick

by Satisfied_XO February 2, 2019

Dick Sweat

when a person works out then rubs his wrist on his groin

yo nigga dont tough me with that dick sweat!

by fagpartol May 22, 2018