shrodinger's tits

When a woman wears a hoodie/sweater so big you cannot tell if her tits are small or huge.

Hey have you seen Abby's tits.
Nah I heard she got shrodinger's tits.
I wonder what size they are.

by TroubledTrout56 March 12, 2023

Get ya tits out

This day is the day where all the gal have to get their tits out or send a tity pic to they bf/gf.

Boy: “hey babe it’s October 18th get ya tits out”
Girl: “Well shit, here we go”

by Bigshlonggang October 18, 2020

tit the cunt

When you reboot a server or computer

Billybob: Dennis my server doesn't seem to be responding where do I start?
Dennis: Please tell me you have already tit the cunt, I can't deal with your level of stupidity any more!

by Go55y May 13, 2021

Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)

“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
“It’s tap tit Monday!”

by A bitch that makes holidays March 18, 2020

Tits in the sink

Coined by the UKs leading deer stalking expert.

A phrase used to describe tasks deemed to be hard work for the average man that just need doing and not complaining about.

For example dragging out Norfolk red deer shot with copper bullets and the associated larder duties.

Don’t think, get your tits in the sink and crack on

by guy_the_rev December 23, 2022

tit breeze

the feeling when your boobs push together and send air up your shirt

“Damn, I got a face full of tit breeze there.”

by —————- April 15, 2021

National Tit Pic day

Use this wisely

Me: hey it's national tit pic day
Her: thank you, here you go

by Santal amber July 6, 2022