Sloppy whippy

An unbelievably uncomfortable turd, somehow tacky but also damp and very loose. Cross between Mr whippy and sloppy joes

Also see Mr Joes

I didn’t get to the toilet in time today and left a sloppy whippy in my tighty whiteys.

by Wonderchunder October 19, 2023

Sloppy Moe

Seriously sloppy shit!!! Requires a whole rolls of paper towels to clean up

I know I only ate a cracker, but I sloppy moe’d it and then ran out of paper towels

by Doughier October 20, 2023

Sloppy Moe

Seriously sloppy shit!!! Requires a whole rolls of paper towels to clean up

I know I only ate a graham cracker, but I sloppy Moe’d it so I ran out of paper towels

by Doughier October 20, 2023

Sloppy Bijan

When one lucky soul gets the dick and balls in their mouth at the same time.

That Bald Kevin guy offered me a Sloppy Bijan. Before I could ask what it was, my dick and balls were in his mouth. No homo. His mouth held onto the balls as good as Bijan.

by korn_134 October 23, 2023

Sloppy top johnny

A sloppy blowjob

We're you giving him a sloppy top johnny?

by Lilaj October 28, 2023

slapped with a yarmulke

An unattractive person.

On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"

Describing at an unattractive person: He looks like he was slapped with a yarmulke.

by IvyCruz January 4, 2024

Sappy Dappy

It is when your partner is being extremely sweet that it makes you want to throw up.

A: i love you so much that it hurts when i look at you
F: that's the sweetest thing you could've ever said to me,You are just a sappy dappy but i feel disgusted and want to throw up on you.

by anonymous January 18, 2024