snag my sweater

To rub the wrong way. Irritate or frustrate.

Donald Trump- you snag my sweater every single time you open your mouth.

by Selsie May 30, 2017

roll my raisin

the female equivalent of a guy "rubbing one out" or masterbating.

that guy is so hot, i'm gonna roll my raisin after we win this softball game.

by cschieffer July 7, 2009

brown my meat

A horrific term for anal sex.

"Hey baby, will you brown my meat? ;)"

by bigblackjack November 10, 2013

Sit on my fence

To invite someone round to sit on your fence and discuss turtles.

Penelope was a lovely girl, so Shaft gave her a call. “Sit on my fence” he said. After all, the newly erected fence was newly varnished, and he knew she’d appreciate it.

by Penelope Turtle December 25, 2018

biting into my ask

When a task at hand takes up time that you would normally reserve for browsing Ask.com.

Can we get this done and over with? It's biting into my ask.

by Tyto_alba December 18, 2014

Frost my cake

When a man cums on the outside of your vagina.

Would you like to frost my cake tonight?

by Bezerkley & Abbilicious June 21, 2016

unload my bag

the act of blowing your load all over a girls face, titties or any other body part for that matter

dude, did you unload your bag all over that fat bitch from school yet?

I totally had to unload my bag on that broad last night

by thegoatman87 October 8, 2009