Simp

Someone is who simple minded, pleb, pillock or fucking idiot.

Friend: **Insert something stupid**

You: "No, you simp"

by NovaScorpio February 23, 2024

simp

lmao me

youre such a fucking simp, she doesnt even like you bro.

by simper.mp4 February 24, 2021

Simp

A person who is obsessed with someone

My simp was simping

by Elon18298382 February 25, 2023

simp holster

The space between the bed and the wall you hide in when your girl is shooting her onlyfans or letting other dudes hit, but you don’t mind cause you know it’s her body her choice

Shushhh no talking in the simp holster!

by Somanyants August 29, 2022

Simp

Chasing after a girl who does not want you, in other words acting as if you have no game and are going into the military.

Tristan Woodruff is a simp.
The way Tristan is chasing after Rachel while Gavin is fucking her.
The way Tristan wears his glasses makes him look like a fucking simp.
Tristan Woodruff is the biggest simp I have ever meet.
How Tristan settled and fucked Sarah made him look like a simp.

by Rachel Ringham February 26, 2020

Simp

IGN’s stance torwards Maxie from Pokemon Ruby, because they hate water, and Maxie calls his followers simps.

“And you simps are held up by a mere child?”
- Maxie talking to his followers in Slateport city

by Matt from wii sports Club September 18, 2025

Simp

A non-gender related term to describe overcompensating people in a relationship

Bianca is a simp because she overcompensates.

by UndeadBan August 6, 2022