National Lying Bitch Day

EVERYDAY OF THE FUCKING YEAR (including: leap year, bitches don't take a day off)

Friend Jared : "Hey did you know today is National Lying Bitch Day, that must be why your wife got DP while she was at the "park with the kids"."
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"

by FBGMTGMBAM March 5, 2022

National Grab Ass Day

On October 3rd you may grab anybody’s ass without consequence

*grabs girls ass*
girl: “hey, why would you do that”
guy: “because it’s national grab ass day”
girl: “ohh alright your fine then”

by EBE ACE #103 October 2, 2018

National eat her out day

25 of October is national eat her out day! Don’t be a 🐱 instead eat it!

National eat her out day is A day where your girlfriend is an all you can eat buffet

by Indianjah October 25, 2019

December 28th National idiots day

December 28th National idiots day, It a day, when it okay to be an Idiot. Like nobody can call you stupid, Because of it National idiot day and everything okay on that day. No matter how hard you try.

December 28th National idiots day, Day for the idiots

by Dylanmaruu April 23, 2019

National Fuck your Girlfriend Day

Got a girlfriend? Go fuck em on this beautiful day!

Bro me and my girlfriend finna get nasty on national fuck your girlfriend day.

by WillSmithBitches April 12, 2019

National dont give a shit day

It’s a day where up you don’t have to give a shit about anything

Hey teacher today is national dont give a shit day so I don’t give shit about work

by National dont give a shit November 15, 2019

National suck Theo’s dick day

On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick

“Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”

“Oh shit there he is”

“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”

by theothegod April 12, 2019