he hasnt seen it yet :(

what girls say after trying to post a thirst trap on their story for the boy(s) she wants to fuck :)))

kylie: woah ashley, that picture on your story was sexy as fuckkkk
ashley: i posted it for oscar but he hasnt seen it yet :(

by drugsmuggler May 28, 2020

Des Hasler

A God amongst men. Intellectually gifted with a flare for unorthodox creativity, he is the GOAT you want leading your rugby league club. Always integrating puns in his speech, the madlad's humour is unrivalled. A supreme alpha male in every way, the last thing you'd want him to be is your father-in-law. Don't be fooled by his natural charm; he'll give you an almighty spray if step out of line. It's Des' world, and we merely bear witness to his glory. Go Manly.

- "Wow, look at how Des Hasler has transformed the club after the departure of that simp Trent Barrett. What an alpha."

- Girlfriend: "Who's that hunk over there? I'm beginning to fall in love."
- Boyfriend: "That's Des Hasler. It's fine if you want to break up with me. I'll never be as good as Des."

- "Who knows the KFC secret herbs and spices?"
- "Des Hasler."

- "Who is Keyser Söze?"
- "Des Hasler."

- Child: "Who is God?"
- Brad Parker: "Des Hasler. "

by BradleyPorker69 June 3, 2020

Serenity hassall

She is beautiful kind hearted although she has her bad side and I wouldn't mess with her

Wow there's serenity hassall

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Elliot Hasler

Elliot Hasler is the type of guy who is always the last to get a joke, but always the first to make one. He has a wicked sense of humour, loves all his friends like nothing else, and although not naturally popular, likes to have a close group of friends who he shares everything with, the latest joke, chocolate, food, his opinions, and all those weird facts that he always seems to know. Elliot Hasler is really creative, has a great imagination, and although he may come across as weird or strange at first, it’s just who he is, and anyone who knows him well grows to love him for it. He is a total book-worm, and can come across as a bit nerdy, but Elliot Hasler is completely loyal to his friends, and hates anyone who hurts him, his family, or his friends. He has a heart of gold, but always seems to have the worst luck with girls, always getting turned down or just straight-up ignored, but Elliot Hasler always shrugs it off, and he can always turn people’s frowns upside-down. An Elliot Hasler is an amazing person, and anyone who used to know one has regretted letting him go, and those who still do know one have no intention of letting him go. If you have any sense, you will enjoy being with him and the person that he is, and you will never, EVER, forget him.

Person 1: Hey, isn’t the new kid a bit weird?
Person 2: Maybe, but if we’re lucky, he’ll turn out to be an Elliot Hasler.

by The_population_of_the _earth November 23, 2020

purple hasse

A legendary person who only occurs when a Hasse is high. It is said that if a Hasse smokes purple haze he might become a immortal being that can destroy anyone and anything.

-Hot girl1: Omg is that a Hasse?

-Hot girl2: Yeah, but he's high so its a Purple Hasse

-Hot girl1: Have you heard about the myth of a Hasse smoke Purple Haze?

-Hot girl2: Yes who havent???

by Anordinaryguynamedbob March 4, 2021

holly hassall

the coolest person in the ENTIRE world

shes so cool

'are you cool?'
'im more than cool, im holly hassall'

by asrgdhtbfsjvackl February 1, 2021

@Marcos_Hasan7

Most plastic united fan and has arguably the worst opinions too. Has a Werner agenda. Reports say he is 43 and has 16 children in his basement, used to have 19 but three died from starvation.

All in all he is a menace to society and if you ever find his page you should probably report him and if you ever see his reply somewhere just avoid it because you might catch awfulfootballtakes-itus.

Person 1: Did you hear about the guy who hangs around schools and robs kids?
Person 2: Yeah apparently he’s called @Marcos_Hasan7

by TheKingOfTheWorld222 March 28, 2021