How do you emergency?

An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.

Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal

-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill

-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes

How do you emergency? These days I emergency by counting my chickens and collecting hail.

by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021

¿Que los nos dos?

Translation: Why not both?

Used for comedic affect.

“I can’t decide whether to stay or to leave.”
“¿Que los nos dos?”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

we do vibing tho

the thing you say when your life going down the hill but you try to deny it

the world is on fire but we do vibing tho

by i'm bored don't judge April 3, 2021

Blocky's Funny Doings International

Blocky's Funny Doings International, later renamed Woody's Funny Doings International, is a fictional corporation in the show BFDI. The show revolves around Blocky playing pranks on various contestants, such as placing a Firey Recovery Center above water or filling a Bubble Recovery Center with tacks. Including putting a tree near a cliff and connecting an Ice Cube Recovery Center to it using a dull spring.

Blocky's Funny Doings International also involves non-canon pranks that appear in several BFDI shorts. Like in the short titled "Blocky Prank Compilation"

Blocky's Funny Doings's ownership was later transferred to Woody due to Blocky's elimination in BFB 24. As well as legal issues containing Blocky pulling a prank while at a court case due to the theft of Donut's Diary

"This program was brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International"

by Radin Happier September 8, 2023

do you feel nervous

when somebody ask u " do u feel nervous" thats means if u have nervous or anxiety to do something or something that will happens to u

a: i will go to the university

b: do you feel nervous?
a: yess! i do

by nike1998 July 7, 2022

Do You Believe In Magic

A very happy song that took a dark turn when it was featured in the TF2 video "Meet The Pyro."

("Do You Believe In Magic" starts playing)
Boomers: Ah, the nostalgia.
Gen Z: I fear no man, but that thing....it scares me.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2022

how do i sleep

how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.

Did it work????

How do I sleep?

Hmmm here maybe this will work

by Zalingie June 15, 2022