Do you have a membership??

it means do u have a membership?? 😡

Karen at the gym asked Do you have a membership?? (very loudly).

by GIRLL PLSSS March 26, 2022

Do you watch Kakegurui?

Since Kakegurui is a very Lesbian like anime it basically is a way of asking a girl if she's gay but like in a weeb or otaku way.

Yo, you like anime?
Yeah, why?
Hm..Do you watch Kakegurui?

by Pussies_are_nice_ February 2, 2021

How do you emergency?

An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.

Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal

-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill

-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes

How do you emergency? These days I emergency by counting my chickens and collecting hail.

by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021

¿Que los nos dos?

Translation: Why not both?

Used for comedic affect.

“I can’t decide whether to stay or to leave.”
“¿Que los nos dos?”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

we do vibing tho

the thing you say when your life going down the hill but you try to deny it

the world is on fire but we do vibing tho

by i'm bored don't judge April 3, 2021

Why do I exist?

You were a decision or an accident by your parents. More importantly, no one cares why you exist. Stop worrying about it.

Person 1 : Why do I exist?
Me with Ctrl + V: You were a decision or an accident by your parents. More importantly, no one cares why you exist. Stop worrying about it.

by fatmacaw June 28, 2023

how do i sleep

how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.

Did it work????

How do I sleep?

Hmmm here maybe this will work

by Zalingie June 15, 2022