When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
by 13.9 March 21, 2022
Get the Brown Butter Baptismmug. by Willththril April 18, 2021
Get the Not to butter my own toastmug. When a group of 4-8 Mexicans gather together and throw their feces in your direction all while yelling various insults.
by Judoka739 April 14, 2024
Get the Peanut-Butter Fiestamug. When the male ejaculates during a prostate exam. When the male unintentionally busts a nut while at a doctors clinic getting a physical exam.
Bro! The last prostate exam I went to was crazy. As soon as the doctor was knuckles deep in my ass, I couldn't help but nutter butter. It was scary and exciting all at the same time.
by NewJerzJr March 13, 2024
Get the Nutter Buttermug. “I’m busy but I really wanna know so just give me the butter ”
“Alright, we met up, he was trying to help me fix the car, and he failed. And i was stuck for 3 hours”
“Alright, we met up, he was trying to help me fix the car, and he failed. And i was stuck for 3 hours”
by crazyrichcatlady August 27, 2022
Get the The Buttermug. by Randy Laney June 22, 2025
Get the Peanut butter punishmentmug. Another fire ass way to say cut the shit, you're lying!! some people follow it up by saying "no cheese" (aka no cap)
by rawshiiiit September 19, 2025
Get the Cut the buttermug.