Beans

Another way of saying you have sh*t on someone

Person 1: Don't say that again or I will spill the beans

Person 2: I have cans of beans on you too
Person 1: I have a warehouse of beans on you
Person 2: Well F*ck

by A man with a plan and 4 cans July 22, 2019

Bakin your beans

Gay term used for homosexual sex

I was bakin your beans last night daddio.

by Jackellllluy December 5, 2019

Human bean

In Roald Dahl's BFG, "Human bean" means "Human beings" as giant country's language.

BFG: I don't eat human beans, so giants call me a stupid runty guy.

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 10, 2024

Beans

Beans are something wonderful! you can eat them, suck them, and lick them! they can give you gas Gas GAS!!!! and if you eat them with taco bell then say goodbye to your toilet. beans are an easy way to get girls alllllll dayyyy
they are very poggers

Me and the bois at 3 AM looking for BEANS!!!

by anonymous July 29, 2021

Crack some beans

Making an Italian wanna have sexy time

The girl is looking to crack some beans

by Gingerbreadboi April 16, 2024

Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.

Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

Slippery bean

When you lube a Latino/Latinas ass so much you can't grab it.

Hey man I noticed you out in laying down those bricks. Wanna come inside later and have a slippery bean?

by NooseMoose April 18, 2018