meat shaving

when a man shaves another mans rod for him

antonio was meat shaving josh, when josh's boyfriend merv walked in, merv then stomped josh's ass and now are on non speaking terms.

by h00d rich March 2, 2007

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A Meat Rider

A no life nerd with a gamertag by the name of Machete who plays rocket league all day and doesn't wear socks around the homies in the bed. He also believes there are more than 2 genders. Also hasn't touched a women. Definitely makes love to "trans" people.

Machete is a meat rider...

by I are gay if u read this 🙅🏽‍♂️🧢 November 5, 2022

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Greasy Meat Fingers

When you are masturbating and you cum but keep going and your semen drips down over your fingers.

I ran out of lube but that wasn't a problem with greasy meat fingers.

by BKees April 17, 2015

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Hate meat

Hate meat. Adjective. A term used to describe sex with someone who doesn’t share your political and moral beliefs.

Girl: “I'm kind of crushing on this guy and am considering sleeping with him. He is a devoted gun proponent and an advocate for police brutality. It's safe to say he worships Trump, and even safer to say he hates women. He will probably end up draping me with a confederate flag while thrusting his hate meat into my lifeless body. Should I go for it?”

Girl 2: “You better take that hate meat, girl!”

by Keyyth September 1, 2020

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Meated

To put meat into or onto something

“Yea bro she got meated lastnight.” *proceeds to dap up*

“Make sure you get that pizza meated, can’t have pizza that isn’t meated”

by Piruscrips March 5, 2023

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Meat Mugged

An occurrence in which one significant other takes the other partners meat with or without agreement. A more socially acceptable term for intercourse.

Come back later I'm tryna get meat mugged

by Noyarp June 20, 2021

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